Ikla the Wise

Raised by birds in a remote forest, Ikla the Wise has been predicting the temperament of plants for at least 120 years. Widely suspected of practicing witchcraft, she was twice burned at the stake and has since joined the board of the charity Witches International. Ikla joined Sunk Capital after predicting her own future during a ritual sacrifice, and has since focused her skills on global financial markets.

Ikla has spoken at numerous international conferences on financial forecasting and investment planning. By combining her deep knowledge of the old dark magics of the world with modern data analytics, she has achieved little more than inane ramblings scratched into a hitching post on a coastal path in Norway.

Educational Background

 

01March1756

Miss Bannan's Academy for Maladjusted Young Women

Sewing, needlework, addressing men correctly.

01February1808

A bird

Learned to read the bones from a two-headed raven.

01November1878

University of Cambridge

PhD, Advanced Mathematics. Lurked in the bins and studied the brain of a deceased student.

01June1923

Idle wanderings

Thirty-three years spent wandering the wilderness. Wanted in connection with the disappearance of six hikers.

Portrait photo of Ikla the Wise